I'm honestly always torn between "Giving party members specific sexualities is interesting and can do a lot of good storytelling in a lot of ways" and "Party members should all just be playersexual so that nobody ever feels left out"

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@coriander i’m not upset that Mass Effect gave some party members specific sexualities but i am upset that they got Tali wrong

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@coriander like if you are going to make a female character be “straight”, please just hire a lesbian and have her play the game and tell you if you succeeded at making the character be straight or not

@coriander they NEED playtesting for this stuff nobody wants to be the girl with a crush on her straight friend!!!

@Lady Yeah see this reaction is what makes the playersexual option also correct =P

@coriander but like i’m fine with the fact that ashley was straight ashley was a racist

@Lady @coriander tali's definitely not straight, they just stopped writing her romance path with femshep halfway through

no idea why considering there are many other women in the game that femshep can date

@Lady @coriander i mean i say "halfway through"

but you get to tali outright saying "shepard you're the only person i'd trust to do the quarian analogue of sex with"

and then nothing happens and she has nothing more to say for the rest of the game

@00dani @Lady So does that mean femshep is just a classic Useless Lesbian then?

@coriander @00dani oh i mean absolutely have you seen her try to dance

@coriander @Lady i guess! but she has no trouble romancing liara or kelly or samantha or diana or samara so???

@coriander @00dani f!shep is like “your health is more important :)” whereas m!shep is like “hnnnng”

@Lady @coriander wouldn't even bother me if femshep legit went "your health is more important :)" if it still counted as a romance path

cuz it doesn't, the game doesn't treat it that way and i am baffled

@00dani @coriander yes i got this dialogue and i was like “oh well that’s that, she’s quarian so like of course we don’t have Actual Sex the way the other characters do” and then i learned that the male shep DOES do that and i was like what the fuck was i just straight girlfriended by tali fucking zorah

@coriander actually while i'm on this subject why the fuck wasn't morrigan aromantic/pansexual like why the hell did they make HER straight??!

@coriander i mean i love that they made the devout churchgirl be bi (altho lbr leliana is a lesbian and they are just cowards) but morrigan has such a plainly utilitarian perspective on sex like you can't tell me she would turn down a strapon

she's a shapeshifter for crying out loud

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