typescript didn’t seem to be able to handle my switch on false so here is what i’m doing instead
this is one of those “things which are allowed in JavaScript which an ordinary language never would have allowed” moments
A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.
Lady, EVOLVED 
this is one of those “things which are allowed in JavaScript which an ordinary language never would have allowed” moments