https://bsky.app/profile/hansilowang.bsky.social/post/3mzveiayeg22g
Everybody shut up the USPS is doing Cryptid Stamps (including the Squonk!!!) All I know is they're 2027 stamps so I will probably repeatedly F5 the USPS site the first workday of January
@lapis the funk is a squonk
@wallhackio basically a moe woodland cryptid one sec
@wallhackio https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squonk
" it is always unhappy ... Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears."
@wallhackio me too