Sherclod Holmes: "@lapis@elekk.xyz" - 📟🐱 GlitchCat

Apr 08, 2026, 00:29

Iron Pencil Statue @lapis@elekk.xyz

Fuck, Marry, Kill:

Ernest Cline
James Patterson
Nicholas Sparks

(I'd make a poll but I don't think I have enough options for the permutations)

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

28% Fuck Ernet Cline, Marry James Patterson, Kill Nicholas Sparks
0% Fuck Ernet Cline, Marry Nicholas Sparks, Kill James Patterson
0% Fuck James Patterson, Marry Ernest Cline, Kill Nicholas Sparks
14% Fuck James Patterson, Marry Nicholas Sparks, Kill Ernest Cline
0% Fuck Nicholas Sparks, Marry Ernest Cline, Kill James Patterson
28% Fuck Nicholas Sparks, Marry James Patterson, Kill Ernest Cline
28% spider-man

Jun 01, 2026, 20:53 · · · ·

Jun 02, 2026, 20:57

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@lapis 29% of all mastodon users would fuck, marry, and kill spider-man

Jun 02, 2026, 21:03

Iron Pencil Statue @lapis@elekk.xyz

@wallhackio 😱

Jun 02, 2026, 21:03

Iron Pencil Statue @lapis@elekk.xyz

@wallhackio that's gruesome! how cruel!!!

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