If you have a cat(s) have you smooched their little head(s) today?
@lapis I need a cat so I can smooch its little head
@wallhackio this is a good reason to get a cat, but IIRC you told me your roommate is allergic.
do you have any cat cafes near you? they will probably let you smooch them
@lapis I'll even get paid for it 💰 
@wallhackio OOOOOH That's wonderful
@lapis I would do it for free the money is just a bonus
@wallhackio @lapis then you must sign over all your property to them 
@wallhackio oh congrats!