alc
I am very drunk ama
alc
@wallhackio what's on the menu?
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re: alc
@baronvonjace my roommates dad wanted to make me a martini and then I drank it and because it was a wet martini he gave me a dry martini and then his wife made a white lady she didn't like and then offered it to me and I was on an empty stomach at the time
re: alc
@baronvonjace i forgor i was too drunk at the time 💀
re: alc
@wallhackio what's the difference between a wet and dry martini?