No Mr Mittens it is illegal for cats to post on tumblr
@lapis but what if he has good taste
@wallhackio It's possible he does (though he's neutered) but I couldn't really judge that you know? 
I might be like "Mr Mittens you do you but I think the drawing of this sexbot isn't that good so I don't want to reblog it plus the proportions totally don't work for her chassis.... blah blah blah computer shit"
@wallhackio not when he's trying to reblog horny stuff that happens to be on the dash because someone reblogged it
If I say "No that was my cat" they'll definitely make a joke about pussy and I will NEVER LIVE IT DOWN