bringing back my video game idea where the goal is to have penetrative sex (you're topping) but it's with qwop mechanics

@wallhackio do you think the penis should get its own key

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@cam well its gotta twitch somehow

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@wallhackio maybe I'll add another key that you have to mash like stardew valley fishing to avoid busting prematurely

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@cam @wallhackio I think this one is a mechanic of Stroker on Commodore 64

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@cam @wallhackio meanwhile for Stroker: yeah, not penetration, but... it's probably best seen to be believed.

Jeff Gerstmann did a video about it in his Hall of Fame, and it's the only one not on YouTube because...

yeah

archive.org/details/hof_stroke

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@wallhackio @The_T this sure is a video game

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@cam @wallhackio to be fair this is basically how all games were in this era, minus the penis

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@The_T @wallhackio you know, you have a point there

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@cam @wallhackio and the point is not the penis, as it turns out

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