@Breakfast also very good

@wallhackio well I forgot to pick up other condiments, so currently my options are japanese mayonnaise and sriracha, but frankly I'm partial to cholula for eggs

@Breakfast @wallhackio it's always @Breakfast time for @Breakfast

@The_T @wallhackio I didn't put any breakfast meat (spam) in I just wanted to toss some eggs and tomatoes together to celebrate my kitchen being functional

@Breakfast @wallhackio "spam for breakfast" makes my egg and sausage sandwichs seem downright healthy in comparison

@The_T @wallhackio I may eat like I'm on a submarine crew, but I want you to look up "full irish breakfast" and then we can talk about unhealthy

@Breakfast @wallhackio nothing that happens with food on the United Kingdom islands is food

@The_T @wallhackio alright it's one thing to call them the 'british isles' but now I think you're trying for a fight :blobcathissing 🇮🇪

additionally, they know how to cook in ireland they just also have an unhealthy relationship with lard

@Breakfast @wallhackio it's 2 PM and I just woke up and Geography was never my strong point

But also I blame a lot of the worst American foods on that region of Europe for sure

@The_T I am getting the impression that you may be unaware of my game.

I will joyfully give you a ted talk about transatlantic culinary history and modern Irish cuisine. This is a Threat.

You will come away from the experience either having learned something and/or I will send you to Wigan.

@Breakfast sounds good, although instead of plane tickets I could use the money for rent

@The_T don't get excited now I'm only paying for ryanair

@Breakfast who the fuck is Ryan Air

@The_T it's a shitty irish airline well known throughout europe for low cost flights

I could fly direct from cologne to dublin for just 30 euro

@Breakfast (anyway this goes without saying but I am joking about all of this; I could not care less what people eat and I'm not going to ever actually judge people over that. Spam is a weird one for me because, I've tried it once and didn't like it, but also it just has so much sodium and all American food has so much sodium and getting my sodium levels down has been a struggle with my doctor the last few years, so I see Spam as an easy scapegoat of "bad food")

(but yeah if anything I do say ever actually offends you, be straight and open about it and I'll correct myself)

@The_T oh spam is awful for you, no doubt. I only tend to buy it because it keeps basically forever and it's good to have in a pinch. I've just also seen/eaten so much worse.

However, I don't care if you disrespect my eating habits, I'm some kind of wretched scavenger, but I'll not have you dissing my side girl.