@cam oh you married bird boy???
@cam lmfaoooooo
@wallhackio in his defense he just asked if I wanted a kid because he wanted to give a child the father he never had. I could’ve suggested we adopt but the appearance randomizer for adopted kids often makes them look weird as hell
@wallhackio you missed the part where his piece of shit dad tracked him down and offered me $2 million to leave him but then he fell ill with the same thing that killed bird man’s mom and bird man (a doctor) had to treat him. and while his dad was on his deathbed mid treatment bird man asked my character if he could knock them up