fascinating things are happening in this game where the baby is glitched and the game thinks its natural place is laying down in the middle of town square
I am hoping sleeping will solve this
I'm sure her father will take care of it
@cam i love how you describe every game you play as some sort of fever dream thank you
@wallhackio you missed the part where his piece of shit dad tracked him down and offered me $2 million to leave him but then he fell ill with the same thing that killed bird man’s mom and bird man (a doctor) had to treat him. and while his dad was on his deathbed mid treatment bird man asked my character if he could knock them up
@cam lmfaoooooo
@wallhackio in his defense he just asked if I wanted a kid because he wanted to give a child the father he never had. I could’ve suggested we adopt but the appearance randomizer for adopted kids often makes them look weird as hell
@wallhackio yeah I learned that the girl with the toddler hair doesn’t become romanceable until like 5 seconds before the credit roll and also she would sometimes tease me in a mean way and I felt like I couldn’t picture her raising a kid lmao
Bird man is really nice to me and also breaks into a sprint from a mile away to attend to our infant. also in one of his marriage quests the owl that the raven has a crush on gifts him a (shiny) ring and so bird man jokingly officiates the gay wedding between the raven and the owl with you as his witness