Instead of measuring distances in feet, we should measure them in paws 🐾 🐾

@vaporeon_ instead of miles we should use a unit of measurement that I call a Holly

and instead of an inch we should use an Amy

@wallhackio Problem with this idea: Holly has grown larger in recent memory

Units of measurement are not supposed to do that

@vaporeon_ counterpoint: it would be fun and whimsical to use my idea