mmmmuuuugh i didn't realize i was taking up the soccer field when i was taking a nap and some guys here want to play... i can move, no worries... zzz
i appreciate that strangers are willing to ask me if i can move or do little favours or whatever. it's hard to build a reputation for "approachable" and "not scary" when you're 25 times taller than anyone else but i have in fact pulled it off
i can get balls and frisbees off of roofs like you wouldn't fucking believe. i'm an expert at it
@wallhackio if my front paws were 10 meters wide i'd have to be like. 156.25 meters tall which. um. would be fun actually 😳
@monorail i'm sorry for mismeasuring you it won't happen again
@wallhackio they're like 3 meters wide!! i'm not THAT big!!!!