Programming tip: You can just fill an entire page with global variables. Nobody can stop you from just filling an entire page with global variables.
@vaporeon_ reporting you for this. again.
@wallhackio Go report Kernighan & Ritchie (and also Osanna and Thompson)
@wallhackio I think Rob Pike has an account somewhere on the fediverse, so technically you could report one of the UNIX guys...
@vaporeon_ reporting every unix dev on mastodon
@wallhackio 
E-mail Brian Kernighan to tell him to sign up for Mastodon... then report his posts
exaggeration
@wallhackio Don't do that, he's 83 years old, that'd be abuse of the elderly
@wallhackio You can find his e-mail address in this PDF: https://www.cs.princeton.edu/~bwk/dmr/doceng22.pdf
@wallhackio Which is?