So today is "make a terrible comic day"...

Hmm....

Most terrible thing that I can draw

@vaporeon_ :

@wallhackio C++ rage comic where Vaporeon can't handle C++ sounds fun to draw

Send me some awful C++ constructs for inspiration

@vaporeon_ I don't know what this is doing but it looks evil:

const char* seed = "random seed";
RAND_seed(seed, sizeof(seed));

The following snippet which assigns to an rvalue, something you're not supposed to be able to do:

#include <iostream>
class A{};
int main() {
  const A a;
  std::cout << &(A() = a) << "\n"; 
}

using the ternary operator to conditionally change what variable is assigned to:

int main() {
  int a;
  int b;

  // do stuff, also assign to a and b

  (a < b ? a : b) = 3;  
}

The following is actually valid C++ code:

https://www.google.com

Operator overloading lets you do plenty of absurdities. You could, for example, override <= such that it behaves like a "move assignment":

class A {
public:
  int num;

  A& operator<=(A& other) {
    this->num = other.num;
    return *this;
  }
};

int main() {
  A a;
  A a2;

  a.num = 1000;

  a2 <= a;  // move a's content to a2
};

There's certainly more but this is plenty of evil shit.

@wallhackio How is the Google URL valid code?

$ echo https://www.google.com > test.cpp
$ g++ test.cpp
test.cpp:1:1: error: 'https' does not name a type
    1 | https://www.google.com
      | ^~~~~

@vaporeon_ i must be misremembering what i saw. i'm trying to find it but i can't. for now just forget about that one