Lambda The Ultimate but it starts unlikely and gets increasing less plausible from there.
Lambda, The Ultimate Debugger
Lambda, The Ultimate DBMS
Lambda, The Ultimate Web-Scale
Lambda, The Ultimate Sizecoding
Lambda, The Ultimate Perisistence Vector
Lambda, The Ultimate Exercise Routine
Lambda, The Ultimate Kitchen Gadget
Lambda, The Ultimate Gender
@gaditb a λ-gender (in the Ninuanni sense) would be interesting to have.
@alyssa What's "in the Ninuanni sense", here?
The most plausible result I'm finding is Tumblr posts by the author about the setting on Nobilis, and while it seems plausible it also seems like a rabbithole to follow if I'm not sure...
@gaditb Ninuan is a name for the Not, for the Lands Beyond Creation, in the setting of Nobilis/Glitch/etc. Glitch introduces the notation of λ-X for a Not-X, for an X that does not exist in the Not.
an example it gives is that a Not-apple does not have a color, but the color it does not have is red. (of course, if you were to instead say that the color that it does not have is green, you would merely be speaking of a different λ-apple).
the things of the Not are aware, but mostly just self-aware. nigh solipsistic. and the Not is a nowhere not of causality but of correlation. a λ-cow can be said to graze upon a particular λ-field not because it went to that field and chose to graze there, but because it dreamed itself as a cow that eats from a field and the λ-field dreamed itself a field being eaten from by a cow, and these dreams aligned with each other.
@gaditb time is of Creation. so you need not worry about that sort of simultaneity. it will be dreaming itself appropriately at the same time, because that is what would make it the same time.
@alyssa What's homosexuality like, then?
Two λ-people dreaming themselves as people having a particular gender, and it happens to be the same gender both times?
What if there's not a λ-gender dreaming itself as a gender being had by two people at once, at the same time as that?