"i love....my wife who cooks"
"this isnt even cooking! get some standards! wait! no! dont get standards haha youre so sexy"
(if pressed, i can cook, i just prefer to avoid anything that needs more than a toaster oven and i HATE boiling water)
@xsssm plus there's like that whole range from like "a little steam is coming off" thru "extremely boiling" and it's a pain to tell where in that range it is and also where in that range you need to get to for whatever yr doing.
@alyssa why it take so long. and for what? noodles????