I'm imagining a hypothetical situation where Caleb and I are hanging out IRL and it goes something like this

SCENE: Taco Bell lobby, we're ordering

Me: ...and a bean burrito, no onions
Caleb: I'm reporting you -pulls out phone-
@aescling, on the other end of the phone: Hello?
Caleb: Coriander ordered a burrito without onions
aesc: What the fuck do you want me to do about it?
Caleb: Nothing, I'm just reporting it

@coriander depending on my mood at the time, instead of “what the fuck do you want me to do about it” i might play along with it and say “banned.”