coworker: "i don't drink that much caffeine because when i do it has like, the opposite effect. it makes me tired"
i know something you don't know~
yeah, that's a relatively common adhd symptom
"wait, really?"
yeah, i have adhd and i don't get that one but a lot of my friends do
"huh... i was just thinking about that time a couple years ago when i chugged an energy drink and conked out like 20 minutes later..."
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"like, really?"
