oh shit gamers, it's Nintendo Direct time.

are they really opening the Nintendo Direct with the (hopefully entire) DK Rap

So the thing about Nintendo Music is I want to listen to video game music mixed in with my other music. Nintendo Music isn't the thing I want to solely listen to. Even if I only want to listen to video game music, I want Sega music, I want Capcom music!

Super Mario Bros. is 40 years old

Do You Feel Old Yet???????

ok I think it's actually starting now

oh ok, new Rhythm Heaven. Yeah, alright.

weird to use the Tomodachi Life voice for all the voice acting. It reeks of "not AI but still artificial" voice acting.

Onimusha has always been that series of "I don't know anything about it and aren't interested in it but didn't it have a Smash clone that had MegaMan.EXE in it"

norgan deez nuts

Orbitals seems cool, kinda just wish it wasn't Switch exclusive? 🤷

oh okay. a One Piece cooking game. It's just cooking.

What?

sigh... Pokopia actually does look really good and fun...

I'm definitely gonna wanna stream it one day... probably 5 years after it's been out :V

dagdan deez nuts

you can't pronounce Cai like Kai!!!!!!!!

oh yeah, Ninjala, a game I completely forgot existed. Did Nintendo even develop this game? I thought it was someone else.

oh boy I love limited time events.

Like this actually looks fun, but I don't have a Switch 2.

I would never dress Pauline up as Luigi, what a mean thing to do to her

Once again I am stating I do not have interest in playing games available on PC on Switch

why is Rhythm Heaven the only interesting thing so far. That was the biggest announcement.

I know they usually put a big announcement at the end, but. Wow it's been sleeper after sleeper for most of this.

yoooooooo thumb wrestling

wow, Koizumi-san, what beautiful nail polish you have

okay actually this looks really dumb

I gotta play it

ok, a new 2D game titled Final Fantasy was not what I was expecting.

Okay, summoning other Final Fantasy heroes makes it seem like a console version of Brave Exvius

"ah, you're finally here"

...performing for you...

Minecraft? pfft, looks like some weird Pokopia clone

biggest announcements:
Rhythm Heaven
Metal Gear Solid collection 2 features Ghost Babel

yoo new Kingd---oh it's just the collections again lmao

ok well good to know they're still working on KH4 at least

oh for the love of god not an OoT remake, please no