@aescling Well for sure I'd rather write it in something that let me test it reliably before *checks notes* overwriting all of the files with arguably wrong extensions.
@aescling Actually, wait, does that even work at all?
@aschmitz fuck, i typo'd. should be <"$f" >"$f.gz". as is will just overwrite every file with nothing (> will clobber the file; gzip will read a now-empty file, and then write the transfurmation (that is, nothing) back to that file)
i did it right in the actual code, i swear,