the real detroit-style pizza is the disappointing “hot” and “ready” you picked up at little caesar’s fur five bucks on the way home. but you can’t really sell that
re: food
@aescling Clearly they can! (Except, well, as you said, they often don't actually have it. So it simultaneously sells too well and not well enough.)
@aescling You and I are enemies
@amy you like the hot and ready sauce?
@aescling Yeah it's good because it tastes like pizza :)
re: food
@aescling Other than the herb stems in the sauce I mostly didn't mind it, but the cheese (and honestly, pizza in general) variability is a killer. It has not particularly gotten better as of late either, presumably due to the difficulty of hiring dependable people at whatever rate they're presumably paying.
(Though I do now wonder if you've tried their "Detroit style" pizza and what you think.)
@aescling LC has a square pizza now too!
@coriander haven’t they fur a while? i remember much purrefurring them
@aescling A couple years
@aescling @coriander It is square but it's not "square pizza"
@aescling @coriander Square pizza is the pizza you get at a school party where it's just like, gross tomato essence, a tiny amount of cheese if you're lucky, and the crust is just bread
@aescling @coriander I knew you'd understand me
@amy @aescling @coriander or its a jets pizza and its just two square pizzas so its all corners
@aescling @coriander @himbovoorhees No that looks good
@himbovoorhees @amy @aescling The legendary eight-corner pizza
@himbovoorhees @coriander @amy @aescling oh i would eat the hell out of that
@holly @himbovoorhees @amy @aescling There's a Jets up here now!
@coriander (pruning to avoid a hellthread situation) looks like there's one in mukilteo and one in federal way. i could probably hit up the federal way some time if i really wanted
@holly Oh I didn't know Federal Way had one too now! Excellent news
@coriander @aescling @himbovoorhees Yeah to me this is just "pizza that is square"
"Square pizza" is the one that sucks
the sauce on those things was so mid. maybe just bad. not having enough cheese on your slice was a nightmare