My evil rectangle doesn't have the headphone jack, which makes it even worse 
If it ever breaks, I am not buying a new evil rectangle, I'm buying a regular mobile phone that can only do phone calls and SMS
Although... will they even have those at that point?
@vaporeon_ they still have those at mediamarkt, mostly nokia
I did find a manufacturer making blackberries for the modern day, but crucially still no audio port
@Breakfast I don't remember my mobile phone ever having the capability of playing MP3s or such... So why would it have audio port?
@vaporeon_ @Breakfast fur headphones with built in microphones, purresumably?
@vaporeon_ @aescling yea, no they had those back in the day
@Breakfast @aescling All of them? Perhaps just my model didn't...
@vaporeon_ @Breakfast they definitely do suppurrt them, idk what to tell you
@aescling @Breakfast I don't think phones support those? Phones have their own microphone and speaker, and if you don't put the phone on Loud Mode, it's too quiet to hear it anywhere except right next to your ear anyway...