"Steven from the gen 3 pokemon games is like the kind of kid who called you the f slur in high school maliciously, but you can't even be mad because girl, the call is coming from inside the house"
"It doesn't matter if Cynthia can say it or not, her Garchomp just swept your team and keyed it into your car"
@monorail my take on cynthia is that line he uses all the time, “yes, if it means she can take me to dinner.”
@aescling of course, cat girls would never be gay
@monorail in pokémon journeys, cynthia is introduced by ash’s pikachu jumping headfurst into her titties, and i was just like, “yeah, same”
@aescling this is not new, it's just the first time he made me actually laugh out loud and go post it elsewhere
i've smiled widely at him before but this was the first "oh my god" one