Okay, one of the guys at my Melee local has given me a hypothetical and I have to share it

You're approached by a Morbius-like character on the street who offers you a choice, you can either accept an incredible power into your life or reject it outright. Here are the details:

Between 1pm and 2pm every single day, whether you want to or not, you enter Goblin Mode Power Hour. In Goblin Mode Power Hour, you basically get +40% to all your stats. You're 40% stronger, you're 40% faster, you're 40% more resiliant, that kind of thing. But, your fingers are also 40% longer.

Do you accept Goblin Mode Power Hour?