Finally caved and bought a big ol' bottle of fractionated coconut oil to make custom scent diffusers.

My problem with pretty much all commercial scented products is I hate musks and florals, because if they're present in a scent they'll be the only thing I can smell. But they're also pretty ubiquitous. So now we're just DIYing our own stank with, like, cedar and pine and eucalyptus and citrus and rosemary and lavender (the only acceptable flower smell) in various combos.