"Packing peanuts!"
--things you really don't want to hear your five year old joyfully exclaim when you're on the opposite end of the house.
What the kids wanted to do with packing peanuts: form an assembly line wherein they crush them flat, then roll them as thin as they can, then pass them through the hole in a play-money coin to make sure they're small enough. The product of this factory is called "noodles of justice."
