i feel like there's an epidemic lately of woke up married or fake married fics where the protags are like "and now we must be emotionally mature and divorce, bc we are in love but getting married was crazy". and i feel that is deeply evil. stop that right now.

i read this toot out loud to kate (my wife) (the woman with whom i permanently joined my life) and she said: i read a fic where bruce wayne went on the muppet show, the show with muppets, because dick loved it as a child. and he ended up in a sort of long-running threesome situation with miss piggy. and kermit. he didn't have sex with muppets though. no sex with muppets...but he leaned into the bit.