#TGCFReadAlong right ho, gonna skip chapter 121 although I’ve read it, because (as I keep saying) I am fed up with jun wu’s stupid mind games, and chapter 122 is where we finally get some action instead of just him driving everyone to desperation.

Sooo… hundreds of heavenly officials crowding the giant statues shoulders “and chest” - really the only way that would work is if statue!xie lian has tits, right? Where is there to perch on someone’s chest otherwise (while the person is standing up)?

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@kittyc maybe they’re standing on his collarbones or something? but yeah that seems less well, chesty

@Satsuma possibly clinging on to the statue’s chest armour? I’m not sure what armour it would be wearing, if any

@villainousfriend @Satsuma oh, those are both options, you’re right! Collarbones aren’t chesty as such, but as we’re talking “shoulders and chest”, we’re in the right area for sure. Having them stand out enough to perch on would require thin clothing, sort of the opposite of the armour theory! But both would work. I always just pictured the statue in robes, but given it carries a sword, and xl was a general, armour would make sense, now that I think about it.

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