I was reading this article and I laughed so long I may have hyperventilated

the jokes on Bsky include

bsky.app/profile/johhn.bsky.so "Greco-Honan wrassling"

bsky.app/profile/markpopham.bs

"what is the scenario where Katie Honan messages the slack and is like 'you know... I think we may have given Adams a raw deal'"

and

bsky.app/profile/juwanthecurat

"Being a NYC government official and trying to bribe Katie Honan is like being an affiliate of a Gotham crime syndicate and trying to bribe Batman. This is comically dumb as hell"

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finally, someone funding local journalism

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further jokes:
bsky.app/profile/kevincollier. ".@katiehonan.bsky.social shouldn't pay for another bag of chips in NYC for the rest of her life after this, though unfortunately she probably would insist on it."

bsky.app/profile/mauraquint.bs "If I were handed a bag of potato chips and reached in to find it’s actually full of cash, I know, without question, my immediate reaction would be disappointment."

bsky.app/profile/mattdpearce.c "‪It’s important to pay for local journalism but not like this."

I needed to switch to other work an hour ago but this is like Four Seasons Total Landscaping all over again and it's hard to tear myself away

dear @THECITY , please add a "ways NOT to give" section to thecity.nyc/ways-to-give/ and link to the potato chip bag story

@brainwane I love her whole excuse of "it's a cultural thing! I just wanted a friend!"

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@brainwane @darius i’m not an expert but my experience with receiving red envelopes as a cultural thing is that you dont hide them in chip bags 😂

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