I went to one of those places where reenactors stroll around Ye Olde buildings and because this is Canada, this place is an old Hudson Bay Company outposts, and they had *so many furs*. (Historically accurate!)

I have questions.

Just, so many. The *least* remarkable thing was like a bouquet of about 20 coyote pelts.

I asked one of the reenactors if he knew where they came from, because i hoped it wasn't a fur farm (obv. not the coyotes, but the racoons and foxes and ermines, possibly?) and he said he thought they were donations.

From WHO????

@Betty people cleaning out their grandparents estates

@Satsuma there were approximately 80 prepared beaver pelts. All of them had been stretched on a frame. I'm concerned about what grandpa has been up to.

@Betty @Satsuma meh. last year i went to an auction and saw some kind of old whale spear thing (i think my dad bought it???). grandpa is a freak with too many murder hobbies, is my takeaway.

@duinath @Satsuma it's the shear number of skins. Like, I inherited three mink stoles from my great grandmother, but if I'd inherited thirty, I'd have raised an eyebrow.

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@duinath @Betty sure but if its a well known enough org then you can get thirty grandmas old furs and now you’ve got a room with ninety mink stoles in it

@duinath @Betty i have some family members who help run a small community museum@and the sheer amount of crap in the world is just boggling. If you express even a whisper of an interest you can get a hundred china cabinets for the cost of having a truck to pick them all up with

@Satsuma @duinath okay, fair. Yes, this I am aware of. I know how many genuinely neat things you pull out of your attic and say "this should be saved, it's part of our history!" and then they end up in a museum basement somewhere because everybody has six of them in their attic.

It's just that these aren't wearable beaver, it's a bunch all cured and stretched, so slightly less likely to be in someone's closet.

@duinath @Betty maybe PA just has too many taxidermy freaks because this still seems pretty plausible to me as donation material 😅

@Satsuma @duinath they look like a stiff, featureless oval, furry on one side. Not much scope for taxidermy

hunter-ed.com/nationaltrapper/

(The illustration isn't bad, but if you click through it gets into slightly more detail than you may want on fur prep)

@Satsuma @duinath I mean, unless the taxidermist plans to cut and sew it into a completely new animal. Which, I guess.

@Betty @Satsuma it does just seem like a normal(…?) murder grandpa hobby project, to me. murder grandpa takes a few kills each season for a couple decades, runs out of useful stuff to do with them, doesn’t want to throw them away, and… tada. and then his grandkids also don’t feel right tossing them, and no one will buy the thing, so. it’s like those people whose walls are just covered in deer heads. no one needs that many heads.

@Betty @Satsuma i guess the moral of the story is some people find kraven more realistic than others. really the ballet flats is the bit i don’t buy.

@Betty @duinath or he was gonna make beaver hats out of the prepared pelts but just never got around to it for whatever reason and then his grand were like “well I don’t know how to make a hat out of this, and also he gave every single one of us a hat for our tenth birthday anyway”

@Satsuma @duinath possibly all the mercury was part of his beaver extermination fixation

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