Museum folks, I am begging you, if you must use an AI-generated voice for your audio guides, please at least check that it pronounces the relevant words correctly.

I’m one-and-a-bit galleries into this ten-gallery tour and we’ve had the Shen-gooey era, the Sooey dynasty, the Zeeya or Sheeya dynasty, a jeeya wine vessel… it keeps jumpscaring me!