Right when I started cooking did something unfortunate to my foot that involved enough pain and blood to inspire my body to launch itself, once again, into "oh fuck mode" (vagal something something, makes you dizzy and keel over) so husband made dinner. Super annoying when that happens. Not the husband making dinner part, the other part.
Personal injury
@Satsuma it kept nailing me after donating blood even though I'd eat all the things and never even look at the needle or the blood, so I gave up. Super annoying