had a specialist appointment i've been dreading today bc i fully expected them to say "sorry purplecoww this confirms you have a Big Problem that will be stressful and probably expensive to deal with" but instead they poked and prodded and scanned and etc and then they said "uh purplecoww you're fine. actually you're great! sorry for the three months of panic, bodies are weird, stuff happens, yknow"

OK I WILL TAKE IT!!!