Needed a belt and didn't have one, so went to the hardware store, bought a 5m length of chain, a carabiner, and a keyring loop, and honestly this belt worked out pretty well.
Not airport security safe, though.
Also doubles as like one of those weighted band things you wear during exercise because even though it's not a particularly high-gauge chain, 5m of chain still isn't exactly light...
@alis even so that is a lot of chain
@Satsuma@glitch.cat.family The options were 2.5m, 5m and 10m and I am not a small-waisted person, lol.
(Part of the original problem; I was having trouble finding a cool belt made of actual leather that would fit me. 
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@alis i am glad you found something that worked!
@Satsuma@glitch.cat.family I should have specified I looped it around a few times, lol.