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popsicle stick: why was the elf late for his appointment?

me, taking a bite of the popsicle: he missed his fairy?

me, munching away: he didn't have mushroom in his schedule?

me, finishing up the last couple bites: an elf is never early nor late, he always arrives precisely when he means to?

popsicle stick: he was all wrapped up

me: uh... hmm. okay

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@twistylittlepassages i think yours are better

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