popsicle stick: why was the elf late for his appointment?
me, taking a bite of the popsicle: he missed his fairy?
me, munching away: he didn't have mushroom in his schedule?
me, finishing up the last couple bites: an elf is never early nor late, he always arrives precisely when he means to?
popsicle stick: he was all wrapped up
me: uh... hmm. okay
food, puns
@Satsuma thank you. I do too