A friend: "You should read this, it's about LotR"
Me: What?
Them: "Just read it!"
So I did. Including such gems as:
-names like "Jenniforomir" and "Eosteve"
-"His parents can't have named him Stick Elf!"
-surprise!Elrond
It's amazing. https://www.tumblr.com/sufficientlylargen/754810539040980992/it-always-gets-me-that-the-name-gandalf
@titania it is 😂 also appreciated the note in the tags that the dwarves also call him staff man. Like yep, we all agree that’s his defining trait okay
@Satsuma the whole post is just a gift, honestly