that thing where when you want someone to answer your programming question so you make a fake account and give a terrible answer so people will correct you, but with fic.
@Satsuma "Wow," said MBJ, "I'm so glad i realized a fellow demon was a more reasonable romantic prospect than a silly human."
"Yeah," said LBH, "I'm glad I realized you would always be there for me, unlike my teacher who had some kind of personality disorder."
They high-fived each other with the hands not on each others' massive dick.
@Satsuma trying to figure out the LBH/MBJ take *so bad* that people will be forced to write me the good fic