Tried to type "I love you" and my phone autocorrected it to "I nice you."

Kind of random, but close enough. :) Hopefully I do nice him.

Much better than the time I tried to write "I'm sending love" and my phone changed it to "I'm sending lube." I only just caught that one in time and I'm extremely glad I did!

Today in Cursed Autocorrect, I was trying to type a duolingo sentence, "I like eating oranges", and I got as far as "I like" without incident but then had to delete both "edging" (!!!) and "dating" before it would let me type "eating"! 😱

What the hell autocorrect.

I just tried to say, in a moment of deep sarcasm, "what wonders the internet has brought us."

And I very nearly hit send

before

I realized that it has been changed to

"what wieners the internet has brought us."

I mean! I would not have been incorrect.

But really not the sentiment I was going for!