@Betty oh yeah definitely he is not having FUN having competitive sex. he is in it to win it and that's all.

lin chen on the other hand!

@soph_sol Lin Chen does great on the technicals but the judges are hard on him in the freestyle because he's too ostentatious and experimental

@soph_sol trying to imagine his fanbase among whom you are positioning yourself

@Betty lollll! he definitely would have his fans even if he doesn't play according to the usual rules

actually though wouldn't lin chen be the judge, as the young master of langya hall? I bet he would have SO much fun judging competitive sex

@soph_sol oh my god, *imagine* his critique sessions.

Okay, that means MCS used to compete but now he's coaching

@Betty oh my goddddd I AM IMAGINING

oh man, mcs coaching jingyan in competitive sex, that would be a whole extra dynamic to their dynamic

@soph_sol incredible. My brain keeps attempting to imagine and then getting dizzy

@Betty I. I need someone to write this for us so we can both imagine it more fully

@soph_sol @Betty consider me inflicted 😆

Jingyan has the athleticism for competitive sex down, but i don’t think he’d enjoy it much even before you factor in his being constant distraction due to MCS’s vicinity (also….is this a vs or pairs activity? if its the latter who’s his partner?)

@Satsuma @soph_sol he used to do pairs but since the death of his partner, twelve years ago...

@Betty @Satsuma does he compete in the solo competition now then? or has he moved on to vs?

@soph_sol @Betty i am not sure about Jingyan, but I firmly believe the competition for Nihuang’s hand was a vs competition now

@soph_sol @Satsuma omg.

Nihuang is still the top of her class, but she doesn't compete as much

@Betty @Satsuma the emperor competes in pairs with all his wives and concubines. nobody's allowed to beat the emperor, but of course there are rankings with his different partners. nobody suspects how much jingyan's mom could win if she weren't putting effort into appearing unthreatening

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@soph_sol @Betty yeah she’s got real ‘coming exactly in fourth every time is much harder than winning’ vibes (probably she intentionally varies her rankings enough that it’s not obvious, but the skill point stands)

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