Last boost: which of ur blorbos
@Betty prince yu (nif)
@soph_sol in only the most joyless way possible
@Betty oh yeah definitely he is not having FUN having competitive sex. he is in it to win it and that's all.
lin chen on the other hand!
@soph_sol Lin Chen does great on the technicals but the judges are hard on him in the freestyle because he's too ostentatious and experimental
@Betty the judges are wrong
@soph_sol trying to imagine his fanbase among whom you are positioning yourself
@Betty lollll! he definitely would have his fans even if he doesn't play according to the usual rules
actually though wouldn't lin chen be the judge, as the young master of langya hall? I bet he would have SO much fun judging competitive sex
@soph_sol oh my god, *imagine* his critique sessions.
Okay, that means MCS used to compete but now he's coaching
@Betty oh my goddddd I AM IMAGINING
oh man, mcs coaching jingyan in competitive sex, that would be a whole extra dynamic to their dynamic
@soph_sol incredible. My brain keeps attempting to imagine and then getting dizzy
@Betty I. I need someone to write this for us so we can both imagine it more fully
@soph_sol please inflict this on everyone you know who NiFs
@Satsuma @soph_sol he used to do pairs but since the death of his partner, twelve years ago...