Things I can now say in #Japanese:
🍋 I bought three lemons and made lemonade.
💰 Put the money in the bag.
🍺 I will now take a beer out of my hat.
📆 She got divorced in July.
👖 I want the same pants as him.
@runpunkrun my smalltalk top five, for sure
@Satsuma definitely some conversation starters there
@runpunkrun now you just have to learn a few more phrases so you can actually finish the convos you’re starting 😆
@Satsuma I know! I got no follow up!
"She got divorced in July. She is 28 years old. She likes cars and expensive watches."
This is not very good gossip.
@runpunkrun “hey siri how do i say ‘cheating asshole’ in Japanese?’
@Satsuma I just finished the "People 2" lesson where we learned about divorce, marriage, girlfriends and boyfriends, and death. "Cheating asshole" must be in, like, "People 5."
@runpunkrun poor woman, we’ll have to wait ages to find out the real story about what happened
