feeling very 'maybe i should try to make more fandom friends so i don't feel so isolated' and then also very 'wow, making new friends is awkward and also a lot of work.'
@Satsuma
hey, i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my weird fandom that no one cares about anymore
so hang out with me and validate me maybe?
@thedeadparrot I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I saw your fic as it fell
And now you're in my way
@thedeadparrot oh no now its serious 😆
@Satsuma hmmm, *pulls out pointless heap of fandom wank instead*?
@thedeadparrot ~pokes curiously and promptly gets eaten by the pile~
@Satsuma there's some fresh zine wank today!
@thedeadparrot i feel like all the zinesters are either on twitter or in sekrit discords so i never see their wank haha
what have they gotten up to now?
@Satsuma it's fairly mild, but some former pacrim bnf who applied to a zine got told they couldn't offer them a place in the zine, but they could let them be a pinch hitter instead, and they publicly talked about it on tumblr.
edit: sorry, i thought i knew correct pronouns, but i was wrong.
@thedeadparrot ah yes how dare they not respect her bnf status, prioritize whoever they’d already accepted 😆
@Satsuma *pulls out the fic bulldozer*