Anyway that's enough informative posting for now (unless someone has a question. I will absolutely informative-post for a question), now I'm gonna tell you about my Stray Kids conspiracy theories (non-shippy):

1) Chan Was A Homestuck

This is fueled by 4 things:

A) He's the right age for it

B) He was on tiktok live one time and talked about how much he liked time travel stories, then proceeded to describe exactly the kind of time loop bullshit homestuck had going on.

C) I think it would be funny

D) This:

2) The reason Hyunjin is is the dorm with 3racha is because he's getting into music production and we're gonna see more music by him as time goes on.

Look I don't have 'evidence' for this one, but it seems like he did most of the work making Taste, and he recently put out Ice Cream, and something about the way he and Chan have talked about working together... it's a vibe man.

3) Han has ADHD

Look I KNOW armchair diagnosis sucks & I can't know etc. That's why it's a conspiracy theory. BUT LISTEN. I have so much supporting evidence I've lost track of it. In no particular order:

A) In the ChanxHan 2kids room they talk about how he doesn't easily get interested in things, but when he does he'll do it superhard until he gets tired of it. They give an example of a video game he stayed up three nights in a row to play until he beat it. They also mention he procrastinates

B) Easily distracted/ forgetful. For example, he often forgets lyrics, including to songs he himself wrote. I don't have specific examples b/c this is just a well-known fact that happens/is referenced often.

C) Really energetic/active in groups, but doesn't really do much when left alone.

D)Least Likely to Sit Down Properly.

E) Doesn't have a great filter. Will often do or say something and then be embarrassed only afterwards.

F) Massive caffeine intake but (picture)

could put more but I'm capping it there b/c I don't think more is gonna be more convincing. If you read that and watch the videos of him with the members and you don't get the vibe then like... you don't get the vibe!! it's fine!!

wait no I also want to tell you about the story he told about showing up for monthly evaluations with nothing, going "I'm gonna wing it" and then proceeding to just freestyle rap.

...Then they told him he'd been looking at the ground and they needed him to look at the camera and do it again. He couldn't remember what he'd said so he just did a new different one and when they asked if it was the same was just like. Yes.