why does every microsoft status update read like somebody trying not to get fired by their boss
i think every hour they are just asking copilot to summarize their #ops channel and pasting it in here
« We’re continuing to observe heightened volume due to traffic rebalancing actions that we have taken throughout this event. We’re working on multiple workstreams to pinpoint the underlying cause of this traffic influx and address it. » did you not just say it was due to rebalancing actions that you have taken throughout this event?
i am so hopeful that they used copilot to edit configurations live during this crisis and it made everything worse and so even if they were to fix the original problem everything will still be down because of the 10 new problems they introduced and they will never know it and it will just keep snowballing until they decide to shut everything off
praying that not everything is in version control praying that not everything is in version control
@Lady Version control is where they keep the config in. Hashtag devops.
The mechanisms that AUTODEPLOY that config across the environment, tho-- now THOSE mechanisms on the other hand...
@Lady legitimately if more of our systems at my job are broken bc of this outage I will lose my mind tomorrow
@Lady and then I'll hope they gut the annoying ai stuff we have to use
personally i think it will be even funnier if the a·i bubble pops because Microsoft forgot how to deploy their email server