I have a friend who thinks he's a hardcore leftist but he share the most lib shit ever and the past day or two it's been "Joe Biden is Gandalf and Trump is Saruman" or "Joe Biden is Alfred and Trump is the Joker" and like
No
That's just patently untrue and also grow the fuck up
John Oliver or some other idiot was like "If you think Alfred is too old to take care of the Batcave, you don't replace him with the Joker" and like
1) Shut the fuck up
2) You still FIND SOMEONE BETTER
Lady, EVOLVED 
@coriander but what if you can’t find someone better because bruce wayne, to stave off criticism, made the position of butler ostensibly democratically chosen, and then, in defiance of this, pressured every other possible candidate not to run, and now has no way to undo the resulting landslide victory unless alfred voluntarily resigns his post
what then, coriander
(i would probably stop reading the comic book at this point to be honest)
@Lady Yeah I think that would be a weird tangent for a Batman comic to take
@coriander i gotta admit witnessing the real life “donor class” in 2024 is really lowering my opinion of bruce wayne
@coriander is he like this?? he’s probably like this, isn’t he??
@Lady If I were helming a Batman book, he wouldn't be like this is all I'm saying
@coriander i don’t think i could write a batman book but i could definitely do a robin
@Lady Yeah you would write a fantastic Robin book
@Lady It depends on who's writing him =P