Lady, EVOLVED 
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« “Forgive me, Your Majesty,” Impa says, a sparkle in her eye. “It still shocks my old heart to see Your Majesty so deeply in love with His Royal Highness.” »
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« Zelda’s heart swoops in her chest as she takes in her husband’s considerate words. “Oh, Link.” She can’t stop the tears from falling, smiling as she steps closer to him, tucking her head in his neck as her arms wrap around his torso. “You lovely man, you…” » how many men on the fediverse have been called “you lovely man, you” by their partners
is this a real thing or does it only happen in fanfiction
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fanfic authors love doting praise on the men they write for the littlest things
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oh my god this author means to convince me that both Link and Zelda forgot that a statue of Hylia existed in the temple known primarily for being the oldest place of worship for the goddess Hylia
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« “My love,” she says, kissing him again, heart twisting at his selfless words. »
his selfless words: “i want you to be my baby mama”
