“so you thought that animal crossing new horizons had too many things to do and not enough animal personalities?? well the new animal crossing has NO things to do and JUST animal personalities. have tea with your bestie animal neighbours. ask them about their day and relish as they take an interest in yours. pet them softly on their head or watch as they show you their various outfits. feeling sick? have your animal buddy order you FREE covid tests and schedule a telehealth appointment thanks to a new partnership with NIH. having a mental health crisis? choose from one of several ASMR options to relax, or hit a punching bag with your animal partner thanks to Joy-Con™ motion controls.”