« Link could feel his headache grow more and more. He was well aware when he agreed to take up the title of King of Hyrule that boring political conversations would have to be added to his repertoire of skills » “boring political conversations” = the gerudo are starving because their trade routes are all blocked
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (24)
zelda’s dirty talk works fine in this fic but i would find it so annoying if anyone ever talked to me like this in real life