@coriander apparently they don't anymore because nobody (Protestants) bothered showing up

@Lady Nobody wants to church anymore

@coriander (Catholics also don't go to church on Christmas Day if you figure it by sunrise, but they do a midnight mass the night before)

@Lady Yeah, I knew about midnight mass

Cancelling Christmas Day service is just wild to me tho like

That's literally Your Most Holy Day and you're not gonna gather?

@coriander atheists and pagans in support of putting the christ back in christmas

@coriander they just do the christmas services on other days instead because apparently christmas is about santa, and reinforcing Elf on the Shelf is more important than worshipping the birth of Christ on the Actual (liturgically) Correct Day